- Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."
- Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India , tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
- From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he travelled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.
- Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food. Few more important
- Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
- Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions. 9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
- Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
- When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
- Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket
- Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
- Avoids eating more chilli (hot) stuff.
- Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
- Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
- Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
- Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
- Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds"
- Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
- Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
- Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
- Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go"
- Says “ Free Way " instead of "Highway"
- Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
- Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution.
- Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
- Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
- Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
- Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
- Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
- Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
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